And HEY!

Zephyr? Gotten used to life in China instead of Venus or Singapore?
and how's Loka's story going on...i blocked taocu myself and now dun noe how to unblock...o/o
pathetic...
Tell me everything you did...u noe i kaypoh queen mah...
Anything you did related to CAZZAC?
Must have arh!
Right? Also must work harder on your Chinese arh? JIA YOU!
dun say no english in china cannot...obviously...CHINA LEH! u tink AMERICA HAH?
KK...tink i'm sort of lecturing...(am i not?) so paiseh again...
wait...today say dun noe how many times paiseh le
MALU LAH!
And LAODA! See this! POST AT LEAST SOMETHING LEH!
AT LEAST A "HEY!"
Comeon...u laoda leh...how come became lao er and lao san the talking one...
ADDIE! POST! (threatening) ZEPHYR! YOU ALSO AGREE RIGHT?!

Oh yes PEOPLE! Calis got another smiley ID--tis is a smiley face kk!
Congrates me!!! zilian-ing again
BUT THAT IS CALIS RIGHT??!
BYES then!
{:-Crappy Calis-:} ID

Good LUCKKKK ZEPHYR!!!

Yo! Why everyone looking (typing) very sianzzzly? Zephyr! Can noe u feeling damned bored in China cos no CAZZAc, and most importantly, no CALIS! (to crap along with you, and the lao da too serious looking le). Yo! Only to say ke lian lol. Jia You! you can definitely bear with the tormenting conditions in China lah! Aniway! I going Science Centre to do Volunteering WORK! Excited lo but you all not coming with me...AWAITING!!! Cos to a Latttie from Venus, A trip to Scientific stuff is veryyyyy intersting de!

Remember to do your work arh! Or i'll skin you alive!!!
then no more cazzac, no more zephyr...
Your dreams will be DASHED! Ahhahaha...sounds quite bad so i'll just stop that...(guilty)

Aniway, i working on mai story but won't tell you people the title, and even mai account... but i got the confidence...so maybe not realli gonna work on CAZZAC songs le...paiseh! cos i same as you, perfer writing to singing...tt's wat i realised after a few days of plotting mai stories...

Hey! My earthworm language getting better le! post later...
Go ZEPHYR!!!
CAZZAC support YOU!
-Crappy Calis-:}

First Album by CAZZAC: Come A Zillion

CAZZAC has a dream... ...
We're gonna publish our own album known as Come A Zillion (无数) consisting of the songs:

1. Come A Zillion
2. Tic Tac Toe
3. Throw Him Out Of the Window
4. Naughty Girl
5. 打错了
6. 身来自由
7. 情缘
8. Cockroach
9. I hate your Cooking
10. Nothingness
11. Sugar in the Sea
12. Aurora borealis

Eh, Calis, tell Addie I'll use blog to communicate while in china

Ah...so sad, no CAZZAC in China. I bored like hell lah!
Over here not even one single bit of english, Zephyr is gonna die okay!?

It's damn dirty and smelly around my district...miss singapore...
No, I think I miss venus more

And to Zephyr!

Can we change the song Cockroach and I hate your cooking into one...that is to compile all tgt...
Then title will be...COCKROACH! I HATE YOUR COOKING!
So interesting! and many pple will LOVE it!
and when pple listen to it...can you imagine what will happen>??
Left to your imagination!~
LAO_DA! POST LEH!
I sianzzz...always see Zephyr and me post but u nv...then beri sad leh...
"puppy eyes..." ahaha! (adapted from OHSHC-anime)
KK that's it!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Hi people!

Calis here AGAIN!
oh yah...our manager Loka has written a story on us!
HAHA! must go read arh...
it's at taocu.com
then type in 我的野蛮经纪人
and tada! the story is out!
Support CAZZAC 4eva kk!
And pls...is Addie lost on Earth?
god! how is she gonna survive...when she dun noe the earthworm language!
Aniway...mai Earthworm language inproved tremendously le!
Swappy! (meaning so happy)

And to Zephyr...
I'm NOT going to sing the song LINGER!
so our album won't hav tt song...
i noe you PEOPLE will be beri sad cos no more Calis SOLO rite?
Dun interrupt me arh...let me 自恋-ing for a while...AHAHA
And Addie, post sth leh! u LAO DA leh!
i tink i also learnt the Singlish here alr...
NO ONE WILL SUSPECT I"M FROM VENUS!
YEah!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Crappy Calis got a lot to say rite?
(everybody: YES!)
U PEOPLE SUPPORT CALIS RITE?
(everybody: OF COURSE!)
自恋-ing again~~~

That's it...posting other stuff later...BYE PEOPLE!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Support Cazzac!

Anybody here's formed a band before? We're desperate for tips, especially how to deal with our psycho manager(Loka) who's not much difference from a slave driver. (Haha Loka, hope you're not insulted. You deserve to be called psycho okay?) And we still need good songs to perform, or Loka and our audience will throw rotten eggs and banana skins at us.

I tell you guys, Loka's damn pro. Other than being our manager, she's a writer and beautician. She can read people's minds and futures, and can scry in crystal balls. Other than the fact that she closely resembles a cat(crookshanks in particular), she's nice most of the time(that is, when she's not psycho).

And again, support CAZZAC!
And of course, our dear Loka.

Zephyr wishes everyone a nice day and don't bump into Loka or she'll eat you like a female tiger.

More on CAZZAC!!!

Hello! Guess who I am?
I'm the manager of CAZZAC!
Name? Loka!
Nick? Meow

More on CAZZAC...
We're a girl band, as you all know

We really sing alot and we love it. It's a great way to relax. We're gonna publish our own album known as Come A Zillion (无数) consisting of the songs:
1. Come A Zillion （主打歌)
2. Tic Tac Toe（no.2 主打)
3. Throw Him Out Of the Window（no.3 主打)
4. Naughty Girl
5. 打错了
6. 身来自由
7. 情缘
8. Cockroach
9. I hate your Cooking
10. Nothingness
11. Sugar in the Sea
12. Aurora borealis
13. Linger

So come and support us!
P.S. We're more into singing chinese pop songs but we do fine with english ones too.

Got any ideas?

Again, looking for original brainchild of a good story. Nothing means more to Zephyr than that.

I not so 自恋 one hor...

1st-ly...wat do you tink i am...so 自恋 one meh?
2nd-ly...I not like Zephyr so like-herself one
3rd-ly...i dun vote for meself also got people come vote for me...
so Zephyr dun be jealous arh...
4th-ly...Everybody will diaozzz at the rate of crapping i am going...so even i dun win also nvm...
cos i broke mai own crapping record le...ahaha
still...PEOPLE seeing this bloggggg...support Calis kkk!!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Vote for us!

and yes, if u wanna vote, just write the singer's name when you post ur comment. Cazzac members are strictly prohibited frm voting okay, especially calis

Most of the crappy stuff that is not named "crappy calis" is from Zephyr.
--Zephyr:)

OI!!!

Yo! VOTE FOR CALISSSSSS!!!
Aniway...pls leave comments lah...
Or else lyk toking to wall sianzzz one leh

And ZA BO! I still want to live till 1000 years old one okay!
Pls...PEOPLE! you all mai frends rite...(I'm sure you all are!)
So dun kill me arh!
AND VOTE FOR ME!
-Crappy Calis-:}

The album - Tic Tac Toe

U know that linger song by calis...will appear in our new album. Watch our 4 it okay!

Vote for Ur fav Cazzac member!

Must tell us which CAZZAC member u support the most okay? Namely, Calis(god kill her please!) Addie(lead singer, and for those of you who know chinese, lao da) and me, Zephyr, the most madcap being on Venus. But wadeva, must support cazzac okay!

Let's see...song mistakes...

Hi PEOPLE!
CALIS HERE AGAIN...
today will let people see mistakes in song
Those in GUIDES!
do you noe the song linger...yes tt slow song...
hmmm i want to linger here
hmmm a little longer here
hmmm a little longer here with you
hmmm its such a perfect night
hmmm it doesn't seem quite right
hmmm this is our last nigth here with you
hmmm here comes september
hmmm i will remember
our CAMPING days and friendship true
hmmm and as the years go by
hmmm i think of you and sigh
hmmm its just goodnight and not goodbye...

see the word CAMPING? right...i sang GAMBLING instead...then mai PEOPLE friend keep laughing at meeee...so malu lah...

aniway...i tink my Earthworm language got improve...yeah!
-Crappy Calis-:}

U FLAT-CHESTED SO WAT!

-Crappy Calis-:}

This is a Complaint regarding Addie:
Addie u not fair! usually u talk so much now u dun even talk on the CAZZAC blog. and some more she the lead singer! How can she be so bad to us!

PROMOTING OTHER BOOKS

I tell u guys okay, MUST READ THE INHERITANCE TRILOGY!!!!!! It is the best book on earth and venus and the rest of the universe! You know, the Eragon, Eldest thing? Yep, that's the inheritance trilogy. Read both books about 12 times total and still want to read sum more.

Zephyr not fair!!!

Oi! How come you come Earth not long oni then your Earthworm Language so gooodddddd! Unfair...I still trying to learn...PEOPLE who read this pls leave a comment on how to improve the Earthworm language...thanxxx!!!
-Crappy Calis-:}