Eh, Calis, tell Addie I'll use blog to communicate while in china

Ah...so sad, no CAZZAC in China. I bored like hell lah!
Over here not even one single bit of english, Zephyr is gonna die okay!?

It's damn dirty and smelly around my district...miss singapore...
No, I think I miss venus more

And to Zephyr!

Can we change the song Cockroach and I hate your cooking into one...that is to compile all tgt...
Then title will be...COCKROACH! I HATE YOUR COOKING!
So interesting! and many pple will LOVE it!
and when pple listen to it...can you imagine what will happen>??
Left to your imagination!~
LAO_DA! POST LEH!
I sianzzz...always see Zephyr and me post but u nv...then beri sad leh...
"puppy eyes..." ahaha! (adapted from OHSHC-anime)
KK that's it!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Hi people!

Calis here AGAIN!
oh yah...our manager Loka has written a story on us!
HAHA! must go read arh...
it's at taocu.com
then type in 我的野蛮经纪人
and tada! the story is out!
Support CAZZAC 4eva kk!
And pls...is Addie lost on Earth?
god! how is she gonna survive...when she dun noe the earthworm language!
Aniway...mai Earthworm language inproved tremendously le!
Swappy! (meaning so happy)

And to Zephyr...
I'm NOT going to sing the song LINGER!
so our album won't hav tt song...
i noe you PEOPLE will be beri sad cos no more Calis SOLO rite?
Dun interrupt me arh...let me 自恋-ing for a while...AHAHA
And Addie, post sth leh! u LAO DA leh!
i tink i also learnt the Singlish here alr...
NO ONE WILL SUSPECT I"M FROM VENUS!
YEah!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Crappy Calis got a lot to say rite?
(everybody: YES!)
U PEOPLE SUPPORT CALIS RITE?
(everybody: OF COURSE!)
自恋-ing again~~~

That's it...posting other stuff later...BYE PEOPLE!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Support Cazzac!

Anybody here's formed a band before? We're desperate for tips, especially how to deal with our psycho manager(Loka) who's not much difference from a slave driver. (Haha Loka, hope you're not insulted. You deserve to be called psycho okay?) And we still need good songs to perform, or Loka and our audience will throw rotten eggs and banana skins at us.

I tell you guys, Loka's damn pro. Other than being our manager, she's a writer and beautician. She can read people's minds and futures, and can scry in crystal balls. Other than the fact that she closely resembles a cat(crookshanks in particular), she's nice most of the time(that is, when she's not psycho).

And again, support CAZZAC!
And of course, our dear Loka.

Zephyr wishes everyone a nice day and don't bump into Loka or she'll eat you like a female tiger.

More on CAZZAC!!!

Hello! Guess who I am?
I'm the manager of CAZZAC!
Name? Loka!
Nick? Meow

More on CAZZAC...
We're a girl band, as you all know

We really sing alot and we love it. It's a great way to relax. We're gonna publish our own album known as Come A Zillion (无数) consisting of the songs:
1. Come A Zillion （主打歌)
2. Tic Tac Toe（no.2 主打)
3. Throw Him Out Of the Window（no.3 主打)
4. Naughty Girl
5. 打错了
6. 身来自由
7. 情缘
8. Cockroach
9. I hate your Cooking
10. Nothingness
11. Sugar in the Sea
12. Aurora borealis
13. Linger

So come and support us!
P.S. We're more into singing chinese pop songs but we do fine with english ones too.

Got any ideas?

Again, looking for original brainchild of a good story. Nothing means more to Zephyr than that.

I not so 自恋 one hor...

1st-ly...wat do you tink i am...so 自恋 one meh?
2nd-ly...I not like Zephyr so like-herself one
3rd-ly...i dun vote for meself also got people come vote for me...
so Zephyr dun be jealous arh...
4th-ly...Everybody will diaozzz at the rate of crapping i am going...so even i dun win also nvm...
cos i broke mai own crapping record le...ahaha
still...PEOPLE seeing this bloggggg...support Calis kkk!!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Vote for us!

and yes, if u wanna vote, just write the singer's name when you post ur comment. Cazzac members are strictly prohibited frm voting okay, especially calis

Most of the crappy stuff that is not named "crappy calis" is from Zephyr.
--Zephyr:)

OI!!!

Yo! VOTE FOR CALISSSSSS!!!
Aniway...pls leave comments lah...
Or else lyk toking to wall sianzzz one leh

And ZA BO! I still want to live till 1000 years old one okay!
Pls...PEOPLE! you all mai frends rite...(I'm sure you all are!)
So dun kill me arh!
AND VOTE FOR ME!
-Crappy Calis-:}

The album - Tic Tac Toe

U know that linger song by calis...will appear in our new album. Watch our 4 it okay!

Vote for Ur fav Cazzac member!

Must tell us which CAZZAC member u support the most okay? Namely, Calis(god kill her please!) Addie(lead singer, and for those of you who know chinese, lao da) and me, Zephyr, the most madcap being on Venus. But wadeva, must support cazzac okay!

Let's see...song mistakes...

Hi PEOPLE!
CALIS HERE AGAIN...
today will let people see mistakes in song
Those in GUIDES!
do you noe the song linger...yes tt slow song...
hmmm i want to linger here
hmmm a little longer here
hmmm a little longer here with you
hmmm its such a perfect night
hmmm it doesn't seem quite right
hmmm this is our last nigth here with you
hmmm here comes september
hmmm i will remember
our CAMPING days and friendship true
hmmm and as the years go by
hmmm i think of you and sigh
hmmm its just goodnight and not goodbye...

see the word CAMPING? right...i sang GAMBLING instead...then mai PEOPLE friend keep laughing at meeee...so malu lah...

aniway...i tink my Earthworm language got improve...yeah!
-Crappy Calis-:}

U FLAT-CHESTED SO WAT!

-Crappy Calis-:}

This is a Complaint regarding Addie:
Addie u not fair! usually u talk so much now u dun even talk on the CAZZAC blog. and some more she the lead singer! How can she be so bad to us!

PROMOTING OTHER BOOKS

I tell u guys okay, MUST READ THE INHERITANCE TRILOGY!!!!!! It is the best book on earth and venus and the rest of the universe! You know, the Eragon, Eldest thing? Yep, that's the inheritance trilogy. Read both books about 12 times total and still want to read sum more.

Zephyr not fair!!!

Oi! How come you come Earth not long oni then your Earthworm Language so gooodddddd! Unfair...I still trying to learn...PEOPLE who read this pls leave a comment on how to improve the Earthworm language...thanxxx!!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Of course I girl lah! Stupid Calis! I flat chested so what! Must remember to introduce songs or stories okay? Oh, and Zephyr means "wind" on earth and venus and every other planet on earth. Our manager has recently migrated to Mars, so sad :( Well, actually not. She kung fu black belt leh.

Hi Zephyr here again!

My life ambition is to be an author of fantasy novels. So if anyone's got any great inspiration for a good story, pls tell me okay?

Dun worry, I'll give U credits okay?

Saddddddddd!!! Introducing The ONLY CALIS in VENUS!

How can this Za Bo Zephyr do this!
Awwwwwwwww!!! Sad...sad...sad...sad...

Aniway...Yes...let me introduce maiself...PEOPLE!
I'm Calis and it means everlasting purity in our Language...
Envious rite...I noe you people are!!!
Aniway...noe why this Za Bo say this...cos she jealous...ahahaha
Zephyr in our language is just something ordinary...ahahaha
Unlike mine...muahaha
I lovvvvve playing computer games with mai ultra-computer!
Aniway...Za Bo you shld noe wat it means...same in Venus as in Earth rite PEOPLE!!!
Beri female-like...
Then this Za Bo lyk to say 我是女生neh!
That's how the Za Bo Zephyr came from...
Aniway...I am CRAPPY CALIS!
Yeah!
Oh yah...Za Bo still got another nick. tt is Siao Liao! Meaning in Venus can as you PEOPLE!
I am Bo Liao and yah...I am BO LIAO!!! Bo Liao 万岁!!!

Post another one later...bye people!!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Zephyr says...

Yo ppl, I'm Zephyr. I beg u guys pls ignore the crap from Calis. She's called Calis in the first place because she crap-- C for Calis & also for crap. i freezing on Venus okay? If anybody even reads this, pls suggest a good song a trio can sing, cuz' we're out of songs. English, Chinese, French, Venus language... all welcome!

-Zephyr ;)
P.S. Must support Cazzac, girl band from Venus okay???

Hello! First time you see meeeeeee...

Hello...I'm from a particular Planet...Venus!
You know hah...the weather there beri hottttt!
Then I keep on sweating lyk madddddddddd...
Sweating again...
Lucky my ultra-computer beri heat resistance...
So I am able to share my experience with you people...are you called people?
Rite...here we are all called Latttie...It means...ehmmmm...I not sure either how to explain to you...
Cya soon...PEOPLE!
-Crappy Calis- :}