Anyway! WE ARRE CALLEED BOLIAO AND WULIAO!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Aloo we are back!!!

HuM we are having exams these days, quite busy so,
Ok den now we free le so we're here again...(quite sick of us huh?)
We're now boredddddddddddddddd
den ya...come here lor!
u know, zephyr is going to leave us !
no lar...actually she (or he?) is busy with her stuffffffff
aniway...she is siao liao...

ok bubbyeeeeeeeeeeees
addie n calis
sincerely yours...

(lol...nt funny i noe but jus leave it lyk dis kk!)

Hello ppl, yesterday is Calis birthday. Oh, and READ THE MAXIMUM RIDE SERIES!!!!!! It's so nice. VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

zephyr:)

God, its been so long since someone last updated this blog...I almost forgotten its there. Darn, end of years coming in 3 weeks, and I either ACE it or I DIE. Okay. I DIE.

Oh, and people. READ the MAXIMUM RIDE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!! They're VERY good. And the movie's coming out too. Can't wait.

Zephyr :)

Hi ppl

This is our new song, thought you'd like to know. We've fitted in the melody and are now in recording process. It's written by our manager Loka.
这是我们新歌，CAZZAC 正在录音过程。。。这首歌是loka 写的。

天堂的星星

在夜晚 在秋天
我们长躺在草地上
仰望着星空
星星一闪一闪
一直没变

而你与我分开
一年后我躺在草地上
你不在身边
空虚得很
星星还在闪

我相信我以前
是天堂里的一颗星星
与天使狂欢与同伴游玩
直到我看到你一个人
躺在草地上静静仰望着我

而你与我分开
一年后我躺在草地上
你不在身边
空虚得很
星星还在闪

我相信我以前
是天堂里的一颗星星
与天使狂欢与同伴游玩
直到我见到你一个人
躺在草地上静静的仰望着我
一个人好像很寂寞
我因为你而坠落
在你身边陪伴着你
我因你失去天堂

我相信我以前
是天堂里的一颗星星
与天使狂欢与同伴游玩
直到我见到你一个人
躺在草地上静静仰望着我
我相信我以前
是天堂里的一颗星星
与天使狂欢与同伴游玩
直到我见到你一个人
躺在草地上静静仰望着我
静静仰望着我
It's in chinese but I write english songs too.
Okay ppl, if you wanna read Zephyr's poems or short stories, pls go to booksie.com/zephyr for more imformation... ... ...
Zephyr :)
p.s vote for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello people...Calis and Addie here!
Congrats Zephyr got 1 vote le...but it's sahana lo so nth to be happy abt actually... :}
the rest jiayou lo...esp meself hahassss
we are working hard to get out as many new song as possible from our dear brains. i really appreaciate ourselves(自恋ing). neverthless, we are the best!

Addie realli beri 自恋leh...hahasss
aniway i beri sad cos i lost mai voice u noe!!! u noe!!!
sadddd....cannot sing with jiejie ytd...
todae cannot tok loads of crap le...
keliankelian...

Addie and Calis :}

喂，大家好，i am ADDIE! i came back to Venus again and now i can speak some of the earthworm language %@&%^*)Oxdc fv . we are proud to present u our new song.
天堂的星星。if u ppl want to listen, get us comments! 多给我们一些建议！我们会多多努力，写更多的歌曲。
我们不只会写一首曲哦！我们还会写很多很多，还是一手的哦！

How Many Albums???

Hey people, CAZZAC's really practicing our new songs seriously now. Remember we're gonna publish at least two albums? We're probably gonna end up publishing 9 like Addie wanted anyway.

CAZZAC 真的在很用功的练我们的新歌哦！经纪人Loka一定要我们出至少两张专辑leh!!!!! Addie 要出九张--开什么玩笑啊! 我赶快跳楼算了:(

--Zephyr :(

Wa biang Tired out

Tired lah, so much things to do... I wanna sleep...
That 天堂的星星dun care u guys like not anyway already got sung liao.
wa biang tired lah!
My editor not working, must sack her liao... addie where r u u wan the job not?
N Zephyr ah dun forget I earn more cash then you, I think I will hire the best lawyer to sue you 诬赖好人,wait for my lawyer's letter!
本小姐不是好惹one!
Next time post have more chinese n easier english ok？I'm gonna put a link from taocu.
vry tired my fingers broke liao, doing script n powerpoint but then finish liao. say hurray!
Okaye, must remeber one thing, I wan CAZZAC to have two albums n addi wan 9 that means I have about 124 songs to write n i only finish about 34 songs boohoo...90 more to go, I dun wan live liao...
Who wan help me write I'll love her...or...him
yup, our dear friend got zephyr in long hair she say vry nice see I can lay my hands on it not, I'll see to it that it is posted. N no zephyr no killing me or deleting my post, i'm just gonna post again. Also no flushing myself down the toilet, 'cos I dunno how leh u show me lah!
Watevr lah , I go n sleep...Ciao babes n hulks outta there:)
**The Manager Loka**

uncopyrightable longest word out there

Haizzz!

Calis here!
Zephyr! Ur brain got mushroom in it arh? How can we flush ourselves into toilet bowl. U try urself 1st lar!
Well, if u can, then you will be down the pipes, then no more zephyr to naggg nagggg like lao a mm...(old woman)
Then open champagne and celebrate, RIP ba Zephyr...muahahahha!
Anyway top lawyers may not be tt free to help you da guan si, cos they'll be busy laughing wahaha
And in the end, the one who suffers is still zephyr...
So SI XIN BA!!!

No one vote one...sadddd butthat doesnt mean zephyr can vote arh...i noe u dying to press the button to vote urself, but nonono

K lar...tok tmr...gotta rush for script for stuuuuuuu PBL
Hate it!
But still hav to do it...
Urghhhhhhhh!

-Crappy Calis-:} ID

CALIS!!!!!!!!! LOKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PPL BETTER FLUSH YOURSELVES DOWN THE TOILET BEROFE I DUMP YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I AM GOING TO GET A LAWYER TO SUE YOU FOR REVEALING AN EMBARASSING SECRET ABOUT ME. WATCH OUR NECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--zephyr :(

Cut post from Loka

That innocent girl was me!!!!!!
Wahahahehe
Cos beri funny arh...so decided to play with her
Loka good posting ahaha
And LOKA, we are called CAZZAC, not CAZZA... :{
That's it
-Crappy Calis-:}ID

Hi Everyone!

Calis here lar...Aniway, everyone coming to this blog can vote all they want, but only once arh...
Come on everyone, make CAZZAC FAMOUS...so Zephyr can rest in peace...
VOTE for your favourite CAZZAc member!
All CAZZAc members are strictly forbidden to vote, that includes our dear manager LOKA.
Thanks for your participation in voting lolx--to those who vote
Sounds damn formal...weird...I have eaten wrong pills arh?

To Loka...tell me how to unblock taocu plsss...i accidentaly blocked it maiself...awwwwww:(

YEAH!!!! i managed the poll my maiself...didn't noe how to do it at first ahaha
Calis WAN SUI!
Tyring to be zi4lian4 lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :XXXX

Posted by -Crappy Calis- :} ID

yoho

ah rit the book I wrote ...this is the link : http://www.taocu.com/star/showbook.asp?bid=74408
must go n read ho! It is in chinese lah n due to many demands our blog would also have chinese 1 dun worry coming soon...
**The Manager Loka****
Try read this song, I write 1 nice then maybe can consider putting in melody
在夜晚在秋天　　
我们长躺在草地上　　
仰望着星空　　
星星一闪一闪没有变　　
而你却一点一点和我分开了　　
一年以后我躺在草地　　
你不在我身边空虚得很　　
星星依然在天空中一闪一闪　　　　

我相信我以前　　
是天堂里的一颗星星　　
与天使狂欢与同伴游玩　　
直到我见到你一个人　　
躺在草地上静静的仰望着我　　
一个人好像很寂寞　　
我因为你而坠落　　
在你身边陪伴你　　
我因你失去天堂　
而你却离我而去　　　　
星星一闪一闪依然不变
你对我的爱情
却已渐渐冲淡
你不再仰望星空　　
不再对我微笑　　
可我再也回不到天堂　　　　
我相信我以前　　
是天堂里的一颗星星　　
与天使狂欢与同伴游玩　　
直到我见到你一个人　　
躺在草地上静静的仰望着我　　
一个人好像很寂寞　　
我因为你而坠落　　
在你身边陪伴你　　
我因你失去天堂　　
而你却离我而去　　
可你却离我而去…
*Manager Loka*

Zephyr Dun Kill Me

Hiyas to all ta babes n hulks out there! I'm Loka CAZZA's Manager. Just come in n say hi. Life at Venus if vry different from here n I dun like it. I dunno you guys jealous not, but I totally am not of myself. Other than having vry crappy members ah, our dearest Zephyr is all but a male. Taht time she go China ah, the air steawardess actually asked :" Mister, would you like tea or coffee." Today she got chased outta the female toliet. One vry 'innocent' girl actually told her that :"Hey, the toliet you wan to go is next door." Damn funny lah! Someone took a photo of her and is going to give her long hair. If I lay my hands on it I would surely post 1.

yo ppl, now you can just go to google and type in "CAZZAC"!

yo ppl, now you can just go to google and type in "CAZZAC"!

And HEY!

Zephyr? Gotten used to life in China instead of Venus or Singapore?
and how's Loka's story going on...i blocked taocu myself and now dun noe how to unblock...o/o
pathetic...
Tell me everything you did...u noe i kaypoh queen mah...
Anything you did related to CAZZAC?
Must have arh!
Right? Also must work harder on your Chinese arh? JIA YOU!
dun say no english in china cannot...obviously...CHINA LEH! u tink AMERICA HAH?
KK...tink i'm sort of lecturing...(am i not?) so paiseh again...
wait...today say dun noe how many times paiseh le
MALU LAH!
And LAODA! See this! POST AT LEAST SOMETHING LEH!
AT LEAST A "HEY!"
Comeon...u laoda leh...how come became lao er and lao san the talking one...
ADDIE! POST! (threatening) ZEPHYR! YOU ALSO AGREE RIGHT?!

Oh yes PEOPLE! Calis got another smiley ID--tis is a smiley face kk!
Congrates me!!! zilian-ing again
BUT THAT IS CALIS RIGHT??!
BYES then!
{:-Crappy Calis-:} ID

Good LUCKKKK ZEPHYR!!!

Yo! Why everyone looking (typing) very sianzzzly? Zephyr! Can noe u feeling damned bored in China cos no CAZZAc, and most importantly, no CALIS! (to crap along with you, and the lao da too serious looking le). Yo! Only to say ke lian lol. Jia You! you can definitely bear with the tormenting conditions in China lah! Aniway! I going Science Centre to do Volunteering WORK! Excited lo but you all not coming with me...AWAITING!!! Cos to a Latttie from Venus, A trip to Scientific stuff is veryyyyy intersting de!

Remember to do your work arh! Or i'll skin you alive!!!
then no more cazzac, no more zephyr...
Your dreams will be DASHED! Ahhahaha...sounds quite bad so i'll just stop that...(guilty)

Aniway, i working on mai story but won't tell you people the title, and even mai account... but i got the confidence...so maybe not realli gonna work on CAZZAC songs le...paiseh! cos i same as you, perfer writing to singing...tt's wat i realised after a few days of plotting mai stories...

Hey! My earthworm language getting better le! post later...
Go ZEPHYR!!!
CAZZAC support YOU!
-Crappy Calis-:}

First Album by CAZZAC: Come A Zillion

CAZZAC has a dream... ...
We're gonna publish our own album known as Come A Zillion (无数) consisting of the songs:

1. Come A Zillion
2. Tic Tac Toe
3. Throw Him Out Of the Window
4. Naughty Girl
5. 打错了
6. 身来自由
7. 情缘
8. Cockroach
9. I hate your Cooking
10. Nothingness
11. Sugar in the Sea
12. Aurora borealis

Eh, Calis, tell Addie I'll use blog to communicate while in china

Ah...so sad, no CAZZAC in China. I bored like hell lah!
Over here not even one single bit of english, Zephyr is gonna die okay!?

It's damn dirty and smelly around my district...miss singapore...
No, I think I miss venus more

And to Zephyr!

Can we change the song Cockroach and I hate your cooking into one...that is to compile all tgt...
Then title will be...COCKROACH! I HATE YOUR COOKING!
So interesting! and many pple will LOVE it!
and when pple listen to it...can you imagine what will happen>??
Left to your imagination!~
LAO_DA! POST LEH!
I sianzzz...always see Zephyr and me post but u nv...then beri sad leh...
"puppy eyes..." ahaha! (adapted from OHSHC-anime)
KK that's it!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Hi people!

Calis here AGAIN!
oh yah...our manager Loka has written a story on us!
HAHA! must go read arh...
it's at taocu.com
then type in 我的野蛮经纪人
and tada! the story is out!
Support CAZZAC 4eva kk!
And pls...is Addie lost on Earth?
god! how is she gonna survive...when she dun noe the earthworm language!
Aniway...mai Earthworm language inproved tremendously le!
Swappy! (meaning so happy)

And to Zephyr...
I'm NOT going to sing the song LINGER!
so our album won't hav tt song...
i noe you PEOPLE will be beri sad cos no more Calis SOLO rite?
Dun interrupt me arh...let me 自恋-ing for a while...AHAHA
And Addie, post sth leh! u LAO DA leh!
i tink i also learnt the Singlish here alr...
NO ONE WILL SUSPECT I"M FROM VENUS!
YEah!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Crappy Calis got a lot to say rite?
(everybody: YES!)
U PEOPLE SUPPORT CALIS RITE?
(everybody: OF COURSE!)
自恋-ing again~~~

That's it...posting other stuff later...BYE PEOPLE!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Support Cazzac!

Anybody here's formed a band before? We're desperate for tips, especially how to deal with our psycho manager(Loka) who's not much difference from a slave driver. (Haha Loka, hope you're not insulted. You deserve to be called psycho okay?) And we still need good songs to perform, or Loka and our audience will throw rotten eggs and banana skins at us.

I tell you guys, Loka's damn pro. Other than being our manager, she's a writer and beautician. She can read people's minds and futures, and can scry in crystal balls. Other than the fact that she closely resembles a cat(crookshanks in particular), she's nice most of the time(that is, when she's not psycho).

And again, support CAZZAC!
And of course, our dear Loka.

Zephyr wishes everyone a nice day and don't bump into Loka or she'll eat you like a female tiger.

More on CAZZAC!!!

Hello! Guess who I am?
I'm the manager of CAZZAC!
Name? Loka!
Nick? Meow

More on CAZZAC...
We're a girl band, as you all know

We really sing alot and we love it. It's a great way to relax. We're gonna publish our own album known as Come A Zillion (无数) consisting of the songs:
1. Come A Zillion （主打歌)
2. Tic Tac Toe（no.2 主打)
3. Throw Him Out Of the Window（no.3 主打)
4. Naughty Girl
5. 打错了
6. 身来自由
7. 情缘
8. Cockroach
9. I hate your Cooking
10. Nothingness
11. Sugar in the Sea
12. Aurora borealis
13. Linger

So come and support us!
P.S. We're more into singing chinese pop songs but we do fine with english ones too.

Got any ideas?

Again, looking for original brainchild of a good story. Nothing means more to Zephyr than that.

I not so 自恋 one hor...

1st-ly...wat do you tink i am...so 自恋 one meh?
2nd-ly...I not like Zephyr so like-herself one
3rd-ly...i dun vote for meself also got people come vote for me...
so Zephyr dun be jealous arh...
4th-ly...Everybody will diaozzz at the rate of crapping i am going...so even i dun win also nvm...
cos i broke mai own crapping record le...ahaha
still...PEOPLE seeing this bloggggg...support Calis kkk!!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Vote for us!

and yes, if u wanna vote, just write the singer's name when you post ur comment. Cazzac members are strictly prohibited frm voting okay, especially calis

Most of the crappy stuff that is not named "crappy calis" is from Zephyr.
--Zephyr:)

OI!!!

Yo! VOTE FOR CALISSSSSS!!!
Aniway...pls leave comments lah...
Or else lyk toking to wall sianzzz one leh

And ZA BO! I still want to live till 1000 years old one okay!
Pls...PEOPLE! you all mai frends rite...(I'm sure you all are!)
So dun kill me arh!
AND VOTE FOR ME!
-Crappy Calis-:}

The album - Tic Tac Toe

U know that linger song by calis...will appear in our new album. Watch our 4 it okay!

Vote for Ur fav Cazzac member!

Must tell us which CAZZAC member u support the most okay? Namely, Calis(god kill her please!) Addie(lead singer, and for those of you who know chinese, lao da) and me, Zephyr, the most madcap being on Venus. But wadeva, must support cazzac okay!

Let's see...song mistakes...

Hi PEOPLE!
CALIS HERE AGAIN...
today will let people see mistakes in song
Those in GUIDES!
do you noe the song linger...yes tt slow song...
hmmm i want to linger here
hmmm a little longer here
hmmm a little longer here with you
hmmm its such a perfect night
hmmm it doesn't seem quite right
hmmm this is our last nigth here with you
hmmm here comes september
hmmm i will remember
our CAMPING days and friendship true
hmmm and as the years go by
hmmm i think of you and sigh
hmmm its just goodnight and not goodbye...

see the word CAMPING? right...i sang GAMBLING instead...then mai PEOPLE friend keep laughing at meeee...so malu lah...

aniway...i tink my Earthworm language got improve...yeah!
-Crappy Calis-:}

U FLAT-CHESTED SO WAT!

-Crappy Calis-:}

This is a Complaint regarding Addie:
Addie u not fair! usually u talk so much now u dun even talk on the CAZZAC blog. and some more she the lead singer! How can she be so bad to us!

PROMOTING OTHER BOOKS

I tell u guys okay, MUST READ THE INHERITANCE TRILOGY!!!!!! It is the best book on earth and venus and the rest of the universe! You know, the Eragon, Eldest thing? Yep, that's the inheritance trilogy. Read both books about 12 times total and still want to read sum more.

Zephyr not fair!!!

Oi! How come you come Earth not long oni then your Earthworm Language so gooodddddd! Unfair...I still trying to learn...PEOPLE who read this pls leave a comment on how to improve the Earthworm language...thanxxx!!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Of course I girl lah! Stupid Calis! I flat chested so what! Must remember to introduce songs or stories okay? Oh, and Zephyr means "wind" on earth and venus and every other planet on earth. Our manager has recently migrated to Mars, so sad :( Well, actually not. She kung fu black belt leh.

Hi Zephyr here again!

My life ambition is to be an author of fantasy novels. So if anyone's got any great inspiration for a good story, pls tell me okay?

Dun worry, I'll give U credits okay?

Saddddddddd!!! Introducing The ONLY CALIS in VENUS!

How can this Za Bo Zephyr do this!
Awwwwwwwww!!! Sad...sad...sad...sad...

Aniway...Yes...let me introduce maiself...PEOPLE!
I'm Calis and it means everlasting purity in our Language...
Envious rite...I noe you people are!!!
Aniway...noe why this Za Bo say this...cos she jealous...ahahaha
Zephyr in our language is just something ordinary...ahahaha
Unlike mine...muahaha
I lovvvvve playing computer games with mai ultra-computer!
Aniway...Za Bo you shld noe wat it means...same in Venus as in Earth rite PEOPLE!!!
Beri female-like...
Then this Za Bo lyk to say 我是女生neh!
That's how the Za Bo Zephyr came from...
Aniway...I am CRAPPY CALIS!
Yeah!
Oh yah...Za Bo still got another nick. tt is Siao Liao! Meaning in Venus can as you PEOPLE!
I am Bo Liao and yah...I am BO LIAO!!! Bo Liao 万岁!!!

Post another one later...bye people!!!
-Crappy Calis-:}

Zephyr says...

Yo ppl, I'm Zephyr. I beg u guys pls ignore the crap from Calis. She's called Calis in the first place because she crap-- C for Calis & also for crap. i freezing on Venus okay? If anybody even reads this, pls suggest a good song a trio can sing, cuz' we're out of songs. English, Chinese, French, Venus language... all welcome!

-Zephyr ;)
P.S. Must support Cazzac, girl band from Venus okay???

Hello! First time you see meeeeeee...

Hello...I'm from a particular Planet...Venus!
You know hah...the weather there beri hottttt!
Then I keep on sweating lyk madddddddddd...
Sweating again...
Lucky my ultra-computer beri heat resistance...
So I am able to share my experience with you people...are you called people?
Rite...here we are all called Latttie...It means...ehmmmm...I not sure either how to explain to you...
Cya soon...PEOPLE!
-Crappy Calis- :}